COMBINING THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF MUTUAL INTEREST ASS LICKING WITH TENSION FROM RESPECTFUL DISAGREEMENT. THROW IN SOME IMPROMPTU SINGING ALA "FETISH! THE MUSICAL!" AND THAT MAKES FOR SOME GREAT GODDAMN RADIO, KIDS!
HAD A GREAT TIME HOSTING LILA (AMBASSATRIX OF HACIENDA VILLA) IN MY HOME AND PERSONAL FETISH LOFT. SHE WIELDED HER MICROPHONE WHIP VIA INTERVIEW FOR HER SEX-POSITIVE PODCAST "HORIZONTAL WITH LILA" AFTER I FED HER A 4 COURSE GLUTEN-FREE VEGAN MEAL OF QUESTIONABLE CULINARY VALUE. NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM A MAD SCIENTIST IN THE KITCHEN AS WELL AS THE BEDROOM.
HITS: SHREDDED KALE AND SPROUT SALAD MASSAGED WITH A CHERRY/LEMON VINEGARETTE AND ITALIAN PINE NUTS, HARDENED DARK CHOCOLATE NUTELLA OVER ORGANIC STRAWBERRIES
MISSES: BAKED SPICY QUINOA MAC N' CHEESE SWIMMING IN A CHUNKY TOMATO SAUCE (TOO "CAJUN-STYLE" WE SOUTHERNERS OVERCOOK EVERYTHING)
EPIC FAILS: PUREE'D HEIRLOOM LENTIL SOUP W/ GINGER AND GARLIC (LILA DOESN'T DO LEGUMES)
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