MARCH 2, 2017: RECORDED "HORIZONTAL WITH LILA" PODCAST

COMBINING THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF MUTUAL INTEREST ASS LICKING WITH TENSION FROM RESPECTFUL DISAGREEMENT. THROW IN SOME IMPROMPTU SINGING ALA "FETISH! THE MUSICAL!" AND THAT MAKES FOR SOME GREAT GODDAMN RADIO, KIDS!

HAD A GREAT TIME HOSTING LILA (AMBASSATRIX OF HACIENDA VILLA) IN MY HOME AND PERSONAL FETISH LOFT. SHE WIELDED HER MICROPHONE WHIP VIA INTERVIEW FOR HER SEX-POSITIVE PODCAST "HORIZONTAL WITH LILA" AFTER I FED HER A 4 COURSE GLUTEN-FREE VEGAN MEAL OF QUESTIONABLE CULINARY VALUE. NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM A MAD SCIENTIST IN THE KITCHEN AS WELL AS THE BEDROOM. 

HITS: SHREDDED KALE AND SPROUT SALAD MASSAGED WITH A CHERRY/LEMON VINEGARETTE AND ITALIAN PINE NUTS, HARDENED DARK CHOCOLATE NUTELLA OVER ORGANIC STRAWBERRIES

MISSES: BAKED SPICY QUINOA MAC N' CHEESE SWIMMING IN A CHUNKY TOMATO SAUCE (TOO "CAJUN-STYLE" WE SOUTHERNERS OVERCOOK EVERYTHING)

EPIC FAILS: PUREE'D HEIRLOOM LENTIL SOUP W/ GINGER AND GARLIC (LILA DOESN'T DO LEGUMES)

LOOK FOR THE UPCOMING EPISODE ON ITUNES....

FEB 2017: MUNCH & BLOODY VALENTINE'S DAY PLAY PARTY

THE HOUSE WAS PACKED SAT, MARCH 25. ASTRO AND I WERE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED TO SEE MOONSTRUCK DINER RUNNING AROUND TO ACCOMMODATE THE MUNCH WE HOSTED IN MANHATTAN. IT'S DAMN REFRESHING TO SEE SO MANY NEW DIVERSE YOUNG FOLKS JUMP ON THE KINKY TRAIN. HAD A GREAT TIME PLAYING WITH SOME NEW PARTNERS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) AND TO SUPERVISE A YOUNG ONE'S FORRAY INTO HEAVY WAX PLAY. THINK JACKSON POLLOCK.

2016 WAS BANANAS

JAN-MAY: SESSIONS & GET-THE-FUCK-OUTTA-HERE DEBAUCHERY IN NYC

MAY: SESSIONS & STICKY-GIMP-LATEX DEBAUCHERY IN SOUTH FLORIDA http://floridafetishweekend.com/

JUNE-JULY: SESSIONS, CONSULTING, & HOT-TRASH-URINE-SMELL-ON-THE-SIDEWALK DEBAUCHERY IN NYC

AUG/SEPT: SESSIONS & DIRTY-HIPPIE-ORGY-DOME DEBAUCHERY IN BLACK ROCK CITY &                         RENO http://burningman.org/

SEPT: SESSIONS, CONSULTING, AND A GIFTED-PICASSO-PRINT-FROM-A-SEXOLOGIST DEBAUCHERY IN SAN FRANCISCO http://www.humansexualityeducation.com/

OCT & NOV: SESSIONS, CONSULTING, & TEACHING-PRO-FETISH-WORKERS DEBAUCHERY IN NEW ORLEANS: http://www.dom-con.com/

DEC: SESSIONS, CONSULTING, & COLD-SEASONAL-AFFECTIVE-DISORDER-DEBAUCHERY IN NYC

#FFXX2015 FETISH FACTORY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND 2015-SOUTH FLORIDA

DEAR SOUTH FLORIDA,  

WE CAME (A LOT). WE SAW (THROUGH VODKA GOGGLES). WE CONQUERED (SLEEP DEPRIVATION). NAMES WERE TAKEN. ASSES WERE KICKED. TO SAY WE PARTIED HARD WOULD BE LIKE SAYING A NO-LUBE SCREW IS A TAD BIT UNCOMFORTABLE. THE NY SCENE SHOULD TAKE A LESSON IN THE FABULOUS FROM MY LAUDERDALE/MIAMI PEEPS. LATEX AS FAR AS THE SOBER EYE COULD SEE.

WHILE I CAN DEFINITELY SAY WE NYC PLAYERS ACTUALLY PLAY MORE...IT WAS FAR FROM THE S&M (STAND & MODEL) PARTY I WAS WARNED ABOUT BY THE GAY SALESMAN AT PURPLE PASSION IN NYC (A HOT MASHUP BETWEEN THOR & DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER).

FETISH FACTORY HIGHLIGHTS WERE AS FOLLOWS:

1 QUEENING BREATHPLAY SCENE

1 GAY LATEX MAIDGIMP KARAOKING "THIS IS HOW WE DO IT" BY MONTELL JORDAN

1 SWIFT KICK TO A VERY LARGE NUTSACK FOLLOWED BY 1 VERY LARGE BONER FROM SAID NUTSACK KICK

2 IMPROMPTU TWERK-OFFS

2 VODKA-FILLED SUPER-SOAKERS IN A LATEX-SOAKED POOL (THE ONLY KIND OF  SQUIRT ALLOWED IN MY MOUTH ;)

PUBLIC GOLDEN SHOWER THREESOME

PEGGING-FEATURED FOURSOME

5 DAYS OF DIRTY DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY

6 ADEQUATE YET UNDERWHELMING FOOT RUBS

1 BEAUTIFUL NEW KINKY FAMILY OF PARTY MONSTERS

                                                                                      ALL MY LOVE, 

                                                                                      SLEEPLESS IN NEW YORK

P.S.

TO THE HOT BODYBUILDERS SUBS & ANYONE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE KINKY VOYEUR'S GAUNTLET AT THE EXTREME PLAY PARTY....YOU'RE WELCOME.