#FFXX2015 FETISH FACTORY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND 2015-SOUTH FLORIDA

DEAR SOUTH FLORIDA,  

WE CAME (A LOT). WE SAW (THROUGH VODKA GOGGLES). WE CONQUERED (SLEEP DEPRIVATION). NAMES WERE TAKEN. ASSES WERE KICKED. TO SAY WE PARTIED HARD WOULD BE LIKE SAYING A NO-LUBE SCREW IS A TAD BIT UNCOMFORTABLE. THE NY SCENE SHOULD TAKE A LESSON IN THE FABULOUS FROM MY LAUDERDALE/MIAMI PEEPS. LATEX AS FAR AS THE SOBER EYE COULD SEE.

WHILE I CAN DEFINITELY SAY WE NYC PLAYERS ACTUALLY PLAY MORE...IT WAS FAR FROM THE S&M (STAND & MODEL) PARTY I WAS WARNED ABOUT BY THE GAY SALESMAN AT PURPLE PASSION IN NYC (A HOT MASHUP BETWEEN THOR & DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER).

 

FETISH FACTORY HIGHLIGHTS WERE AS FOLLOWS:

 

1 QUEENING BREATHPLAY SCENE

1 GAY LATEX MAIDGIMP KARAOKING "THIS IS HOW WE DO IT" BY MONTELL JORDAN

1 SWIFT KICK TO A VERY LARGE NUTSACK FOLLOWED BY 1 VERY LARGE BONER FROM SAID NUTSACK KICK

2 IMPROMPTU TWERK-OFFS

2 VODKA-FILLED SUPER-SOAKERS IN A LATEX-SOAKED POOL (THE ONLY KIND OF  SQUIRT ALLOWED IN MY MOUTH ;)

PUBLIC GOLDEN SHOWER THREESOME

PEGGING-FEATURED FOURSOME

5 DAYS OF DIRTY DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY

6 ADEQUATE YET UNDERWHELMING FOOT RUBS

1 BEAUTIFUL NEW KINKY FAMILY OF PARTY MONSTERS

              

                                                                                      ALL MY LOVE, 

                                                                                      SLEEPLESS IN NEW YORK

P.S.

TO THE HOT BODYBUILDERS SUBS & ANYONE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE KINKY VOYEUR'S GAUNTLET AT THE EXTREME PLAY PARTY....YOU'RE WELCOME.